"Today," laughs the bird, "eat whatever you want. Today no one tells you you cawnt or you shawnt. And, today, you don't have to be tidy or neat. If you wish, you may eat with both hands and both feet. So get in there and munch. Have a big munch-er-oo!
Today is your birthday! Today you are you!
Happy Birthday to You, by Dr Seuss